fraxtil

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queenston:

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Homestuck/Lapfox Trax

“Terezi was rather excited though, seeing that The Quick Brown Fox’s dick is none other than an 8-inch long strawberry-flavored Push Pop. She was rather hasty to start licking the rim of the flavor stick, ‘H-hold the fuck up for one sec,’ the piñata said, somewhat tense. ‘I wasn’t ready yet.’ Terezi was rather lost in his action, though. ‘BUT WHY THOUGH >:?’ she had asked. ‘YOUR D1CK T4ST3S D3L!C1OUS. 4ND YOUR SH34TH SM3LLS V3RY L3MONY >:]’ She proceeded to take the entire member down her mouth, holding the Fox’s hands down. ‘No, really, I can’t take it,’ he said. ’I-I-I’m gonna burst!’

He then ejaculated a quart of Fruit Gusher juice, in a plethora of flavors that Terezi enjoyed.”

it’s fuckin’ beautiful

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themattstone:

thatmouseyblog:

sweet wal and hella mart

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Uh, Sir, why don’t you just use real cows?

Cows don’t look like cows on film. You gotta use horses.

What do you do if you want something that looks like a horse?

Ehh, usually we just tape a bunch of cats together.

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