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SAT Subject Test in Blogging Practice
Well versed in blogging? The Blogging Subject Test gives you the opportunity to highlight your strengths in reading and interpreting blog posts from a variety of historical periods (2009, 2010, 2011) and genres. Taking the test also gives you the opportunity to showcase your interests and enhance your college application.
Questions 1 and 2 refer to the following blog post, which was written and published in mid-2011. Read the post carefully before you choose your answers.
wow, you don’t like lil b? that’s so cool, dude :)
1. The speaker’s voice in this post would most accurately be described as:
(A) understated
(B) blatantly ironic
(C) overtly contemptuous
(D) whimsical
(E) detached
2. Judging by the speaker’s treatment of the subject, which statement would he or she most likely agree with?
(A) People who do not like Lil B are trying too hard.
(B) Art is not a subjective experience.
(C) Disliking Lil B’s music is a pretentious attempt at coolness.
(D) Lil B is a talented musician.
(E) The speaker would agree with all of these statements.
Questions 3 through 5 refer to the following blog post, which was made in early 2012. Read the post carefully before choosing your answers.
the only thing i like more than the idea of an african warlord abducting innocent children is the idea of an african warlord abducting innocent children AND forcing them to be his sex slaves
3. Judging from the tone of the post, of the choices given, the blogger’s username would most likely be:
(A) suchsmallhandss-
(B) 420-butts
(C) 90skidd
(D) mpreg-nigger
(E) ima-fuckin-walkin-paradox
4. The speaker is most likely using the idea of child sexual abuse as:
(A) An appeal to pathos for the furtherance of a political or ideological agenda
(B) Anecdotal evidence of Joseph Kony’s questionable character
(C) A comedic device designed to elicit laughs from the lowest common demoninator
(D) An indictment of the Invisible Children charity organization
(E) A satirical attack on Jason Russell’s recent arrest
5. The diction in the post could best be described as:
(A) melancholy
(B) pedestrian
(C) ornate
(D) pedantic
(E) subtle
“Wow it sure is sonny out”
FUCK
JMK,WRDFGHUIURGV67YTRHTYUYGNUY
oh my god
shits
GOD
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kneeDOGTRAKZ new REleazss makes big $oundd WITH JUGGLE kingstonezs,
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HOLY SHIT THIS IS FUCKING PERFECT
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This has been one of my favorite video’s for a long time.
Preach it.
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the wonan…
… in BLAPCK
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omg
